February 2012
Remember when everybody had flip phones
thewisepickle:
Everybody Would Be Like:
Every night:
Me: Oye, I'm so tired I need to go to bed *snuggles into bed*
Body: I'm not comfy
Bed: Here let me add a spring in your side
Body: MAKE ME COMFY
Stomach: I'm hungry
Brain: Hey since you're up, lets contemplate the meaning of life
Me: *about 30 min later, finally comfy*
Brain: Hey remember that time in third grade when you...
Leg: Screw this , I'm going to sleep without you
Ear: WTF was that?!
Brain: It could be a robber, maybe a fire, maybe your mom fell, something broke, probably an emergency, but hey remember when..
Me: *an hour later, comfy again*
Bladder: Not so fast missy.
I don't know.
I wanna write something about what I feel about today, but I don’t know how since I’m not good at expressing things by writing it. I’m more in talking, than writing.
I’m jealous. I know I shouldn’t be because first of all, you’re not mine. Second, you don’t even know I still like you. Big whoop.
Lol what am I saying? Pfft. I’ll stop in here. I...
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Being the first to clap in an audience
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